"The things one has to do to leave this country are fantastic, and it's doubly complicated when they hear that I am leaving the country twice in a short space of time..."
'We have just finished another gruelling week at the trucking terminal. Its absolute agony and I hate it, but unfortunately I love the money...'
'I shall have quite a bit of luggage... an awful lot of stuff that we brought and will never need - so I am bringing it back. Also we shan't be experiencing another winter for two years, so our winter clothes won't be needed...'
'The foreman hired us immediately, saying that he appreciated 'culture,' and seemed to think that because we are English that we are automatically highly cultured! He asked me what sort of cultural level we were on in England, and I was so amazed by him that I just...
'We have the top bedroom which is up in the attic, and consequently gets very hot during the day, but thankfully cools off during the night. Also it only has one fairly small double bed - so it's not too great!! However we do have a very nice pool in the garden...'
"We got stopped by the police again this morning, Colin this time, and we had the Deputy Sheriff armed with two very fancy six shooters, and his name was Jake Lee..."
Tony sees first-hand the chaos and high costs of a newborn in America - and faces changes to their ongoing travel plans.