'We popped into a few of the pubs. These have all the atmosphere of an English pub, but look like public lavatories!!'
'It gets very tedious at sea, and I can't understand why anyone would want to make a career of it...'
'Something strange is happening today. Today is Thursday 14th and tomorrow is Saturday 16th!'
'Tahiti has just slipped over the horizon and I think this is one of the biggest regrets of my life, for I shall probably never see it again...'
'Had a very bad day yesterday. The chief steward went on a 'blinder' and was blind drunk all day...'
'The crew are a motley bunch - scruffy as anything and usually drunk, but very likeable and helpful...'
'Had a great day yesterday. We went to Disneyland which I'm sure you have heard of...'