'We were going to look pretty silly when he came to us, two grown men sitting in their pyjamas at 8:45 pm listening to the Beatles...'
'It was all settled, with one provision, that the Captain had to approve of us, and as the ship was in San Francisco docks we were asked to go on board and see the captain...
'They made us feel very welcome. In fact they invited us to move in, which of course we did immediately...'
'I am really not exaggerating when I say we are in agony... Our buttocks are one of the worst spots, and even sitting down is painful!!'
'We pulled into one camp and we were amazed to see men lying everywhere dead drunk...'
'Our vehicle is plastered with 'Around the World' publicity, and as a result we get lots of people stopping to talk to us...'
'Many of the famous Hollywood stars have their homes here and the whole place reeks of money...'