'I am really not exaggerating when I say we are in agony... Our buttocks are one of the worst spots, and even sitting down is painful!!'
'We pulled into one camp and we were amazed to see men lying everywhere dead drunk...'
'Our vehicle is plastered with 'Around the World' publicity, and as a result we get lots of people stopping to talk to us...'
'Many of the famous Hollywood stars have their homes here and the whole place reeks of money...'
'We were able to see quite a bit of scenery - before the infamous Californian fog took over, and blotted everything out!!'
'Fate has struck once again and this time a really cruel blow. Yesterday morning the VW started to make some horrible noises...'
'A car came trundling across the desert and it turned out to be the cops...'